I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
Dear America, The Statue of LiBUBerty hopes you had a safe and enjoyable holiday. The fun’s not over yet though, you can meet her this Friday near Chicago at The Yetee Art Gallery- http://bit.ly/PETBUByetee
Pet her, get an exclusive “I PET BUB” shirt, a signed print, and attend an art opening consisting entirely of BUB-themed Art on September 5th at The Yetee Art Gallery in Aurora, IL near Chicago. This is a fundraising event, all proceeds benefit animals in need. More details here:http://www.lilbubxyetee.com/
I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them
― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x