no boys at your sleepover
Anonymous said: hey mike, what do you do if you need to use the toilet when the animatronics are about?
Mike: FUCKING BIRD
On being good-looking: “I’ve never really thought of myself as good-looking. I think of myself as, you know, all right. I used to have bad acne as a teenager, so all of this is a bonus now, the fact that I don’t have pimples anymore. And my hair was also, you know, unfortunate. I had really long hair. I mean, I tied it back most of the time, but I had all these frizzy bits coming off the top, and whenever I let the hair down, it went like this [indicates big, bushy frizz].”